I don't even know what the fuck to say.
School went from boring to a nightmare in two seconds flat.
At least Dagan's gone postal at people.
This is the dumbest shit in the world.
Oh yeah it makes sense to say that no one in my family ages.
Whatever. People are stupid and will get over it. Surely no one is going to buy into this shit.
Because if they do then we're properly fucked.